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I can’t believe it myself!
Anyway, there I was in the adult video store … I’m kind of new to the scene, so I wanted to check some stuff out, okay? … So, there I was in the video store checking out the specials when this guy came up near me. I don’t know if that’s regular or not, but I kind of wanted a bit of privacy, so I move to another section. Well, there he came again … right next to me. I try ignoring him, studying the titles, but not really seeing anything when he says “See anything you like?” I turn toward him and he’s got this huge, magnificent black cock hanging out of his pants. I can’t even raise my eyes to look in his face I’m so taken by the beauty of this monster. I end up stammering something like “I think I just did.”
I reach out and touch it … feel it, fondle it, stroke it. I love the way it twitches at my touch. I see a droplet forming at the tip, and I have this desire to taste it. He’s undoing his pants in the meantime, and I barely notice as they fall away … except to notice the beautiful ballsack hanging underneath his gigantic cock.
He snaps “get busy, kid”, grabs my head and shoves me down right in front of his dick. I don’t hesitate - I stick my tongue out to taste that drop of pure ecstacy. As my tongue touches it, I feel his hand shove my face foreward, thrusting the cock all the way into my throat. I feel like I’m going to throw up, but after a little gag, I find my throat opening up for his rock-hard tool as if it, too can’t get enough of him.
I start sucking, spitting, jacking, licking like my life depended on it. The whole time I can feel his strong hands on the back of my head, rhythmically moving my head back and forth … he was fucking my face!! Oh, man did that give me a stiffy.
I started tasting his sticky juices … not much, but enough where I knew he was enjoying using me like this.
All of a sudden he says “get up … you need a lesson.” I stand obediently, and he says “get your clothes off!” Without a second thought I start undressing right there in the middle of the store … all the way … completely naked. I’m looking down at my pitiful pile of clothes, and he says “turn around and bend over, man.” I do as he says, scared to even think of doing otherwise. I grab the video shelves for support to my shaking legs as I feel his big hands run down my sides cupping my asscheeks, then around front to my rod … stiff as a board in all its glory, but somehow feeling inadequate after seeing his monster. His hand almost completely covers my cock, and he starts jacking me off with one hand. I can feel his huge dick laying across my back, and I wonder what his other hand is doing. I don’t need to wonder long when I feel a finger wet with saliva pressing up against my asshole. I shove back against the finger, and feel it spread me apart as it forces its way inside me. I feel him spit more saliva down there as he starts working a second finger in. The whole time, he’s jacking my woody and I am so overwhelmed with touches and feels that I can hardly keep my balance.
Now two fingers are in, and he starts fucking my asshole with them, while jacking me off. I can’t take much of this, and I start shooting my load all over the videos in front of me. I’m cumming like never before, while at the same time shoving my ass back against his hand, begging for more.
I don’t know how long this went on, but somewhere during it, I ended up collapsing. I wake up sometime later (no idea how long), still naked on the video store floor, my clothes a few feet away. I’m covered in what feels like a gallon of cum … everywhere I look, there’s white jizz all over my naked body.
I wipe some off with my shirt, then get dressed as quickly as I can. I try scurrying out of the store as quickly as I can, but as I pass by the check-out counter, I hear a familiar voice say “Come back now, you hear?”
He definitely has a regular customer!

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I’ll tell it to you straight … I like guys.
I go to the gym to check out other guys, and I like it when they check me out.
Most guys that come on to me like how hairy I am. Fine by me - I like being the papa bear. I’ll wrap you up tight in these hairy arms, and take you away from all this crap. I’ll make you forget there’s a big world out there and make you think of only me. You give me a call, and I’ll be thinking only of you.

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I love days like this.
I stepped out onto my patio this morning for a little stretch before starting work when I noticed a small group of joggers coming up the road.
I started my stretches as I checked them out, their shorts bouncing in rhythm with their legs, their shirts showing just the hint of sweat.
Then this one guy caught my attention … struggling at the back of the pack, trying to keep up, but slowly falling further back.
I waved at him to come over. He gave one look toward the other joggers fading into the distance, and took me up on my offer. He came over and joined me on the patio. I offered him some juice that he accepted. I watched the way his sweaty neck tightened while swallowing the juice.
One thing led to another, and I offered to give him a ride to the finish line if he gave me a ride. hehe.
We went into the living room and I pulled off his shirt, dropping it right on the floor. I leaned in and smelled his sweat, savoring it.
Well, I can’t tell you too much about what happened unless you call me. I did get him back to the finish line … a little late, but hey … they all expected him to come in last.

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While growing up, I became very uncomfortable in gym locker rooms … On the one hand, it was so exciting to me, seeing all these pork swords everywhere, but at the same time there was the fear of others noticing how stiff I would get while changing.
One day, I spent an extra long time in the shower, and noticed that the running back for our high-school football team had been slow in the shower as well. I glanced at him, and noticed his eyes fixed on me, his pecker hard as a rock.
I had to have it right there. before I knew it, I found myself down on my knees in front of his enormous cock.
The shower water splashing over me, the feel of his big meat in my mouth, the danger of getting caught … it was too much, and I started jacking myself off while I sucked him.
He raised me up to standing, and had me lean against the wall. I felt his hot breath behind my ear as he closed in behind me.

Call me … I just have to tell you the rest.

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I took a couple of my girlfriends lingerie shopping the other day. The girls love going with me because i can tell them a guy’s perspective on what they’re trying on, so I usually end up hanging out in the dressing room, while they run in and out with their different outfits to try for me.
Watching these hot girls undressing for my viewing pleasure got my engines revving, so the next time Steph came in and undressed, I came up behind her, and pressed my hard nipples into her back. I reached around and cupped her boobs, starting to massage them. Soon enough, I had her bent at the waist, with her hand supporting her against the wall, and I was pumping my built-in strap-on deep into her juicy snatch. Just about then, the clerk decided to take a peek in the changing room, and caught us. She seemed more embarrassed than we were. She didn’t realize that I came with my own attachments.
Curiosity got the best of her, and she decided to join in. She crawled down beneath my legs to watch the pumping action up-close. Soon, I felt her velvety tongue running around my nuts and flickering at my ass. I exploded inside Steph like crazy, then pulled out and let the clerk lick my rod.
The rest of the morning, the clerk spent more time in the changing room than most the customers … and usually less dressed. She just couldn’t get enough of that giant clit I had. I just kicked back and watched my friends going from one outfit to another while the clerk kept me serviced and satisfied.
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Hey, boys. It’s your old Uncle Charlie here. I know, I’m not YOUR Uncle Charlie, but I’ll pretend you’re my nephew if you pretend I’m your uncle. It’ll be our little secret, hehe. I’ve been thinking alot about you ever since Gladys passed away. Sitting here all by my lonesome. I remember how you used to sit in my lap and we’d play “Pony”. Do you keep yourself clean-shaved? I like that, you know. Well, anyway … don’t be a stranger … give me a call. I’d love to catch up on old times, if you get my meaning. hehe.

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Listen, I’m just saying this once for you lily-white pussy boys out there … but I’m typing slow so that you can keep up.
I have some big black meat that really needs some attention. If any of you cuckolded pussy boys out there think you can handle this, just give me a call.

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