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Yeah, I did some prison time not long back. Fuckin’ NARCs got me with a half pound of pot. I tried telling them it was personal use, but they didn’t believe me. They booked me for intent to distribute … as if I was going to share any of that good shit.
Anyway, in prison you’re always trying to dodge dick … it comes at you from all sides. Everytime I turned around, someone was saying they wanted to make me their prison bitch. After getting rammed a couple times, I figured out a way to beat it.
Anytime one of the guys would come at me like he was interested, I’d whip out my dick and start pounding away … and I wouldn’t stop until they gave up … after all, how are they gonna concentrate on their business when they see my red python getting so much action?
My problem is that now I’m back out on the streets, I can’t get hard without thinking about some of that strange cock coming at me. Give me a call, tell me how much you want to tap my ass … I’ll be spanking my monkey big time.

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I’m just stretching back naked on my bed, thinking of you and stroking my big black cock. I liked watching your lips wrap around my dick the last time we were together. I liked the way you tried taking it all in even though you nearly gagged. I enjoyed how you would sit and stare at my muscular ebony body, the feel of your hands and tongue running over my thighs, arms and torso, and I enjoyed the way you would try sneaking in a couple jerks on your little white dick when you thought I wasn’t looking. You won’t find another mandingo stud bull like me. My big, black muscular body can wrap you up in a safe place while I kiss and caress you when that’s what you need. My black rod will fill you up and rip you apart as I slam every inch into you when you want me to treat you rough. I will slap your white ass, or massage it with my big black fingers. I’ll spend a quiet evening with you, or take you out to the clubs and show you off. The one thing you will never doubt is that I posses you, I own you.
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If you like what you see, give me a call at 1-888-455-6723. The call is toll-free, but my time isn’t. Although I do charge a small fee for my time, you WILL feel it was money well spent.

AXEL . . . 1 888 455 6723
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I’ve been thinking about sex with women lately.  I’m dreaming about it every night now, it’s time to do something about this womancraving already.   Mmmmm…..  The thought of my smooth girly cock plunging into the slippery wet walls of a woman’s pussy, staring deep into her eyes and kissing her soft lips as my fishstick slides in deeper and deeper, our bare breasts touching and slipping together with the heat of our bodies as we begin to glow with sweat and desire.  YES!  I can fuck a woman like nobody’s business.  But it has been a while.  My favorite is to fuck the hot horny wife on her back legs spread wide, while her husband enters me from behind, grabbing onto my hips as he penetrates me to the hilt, forcing me to fuck his wife with my cock from the motion of his thrusts.  That is my idea of heaven right there… The joy of filling and being filled and I barely even have to move.

Don’t think that makes me lazy tho!  I will tear you up.  Pussy, ass, mouth… I have the looks of pretty little schoolgirl, but the stamina of a 19 yo college boy!!  This girl can go all night long!  And my loads will always hit bullseye.  But instead of you just sitting there dreaming it, why don’t you pick up the phone and make it happen??

SHERRY CHERRY  1 888 434 1588

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CHRISTA

aka “She Beast”

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I feel that the world would run better if it was based on complete and utter  female control… hehehe a girl can dream can’t she??

In my world of the perfect society…all women are in CONTROL. We are called Mistress and all men are our slaves. Men lose all desire, causing them to feel totally inferior. This awakens our inner Goddess!!  This world would still allow men to work the jobs they do now, but surrender to the female species. They would have daily routines to follow with very strict instructions and endure harsh punishments upon failure. We would end up weeding out the weak and they would become servants.
When the men want to enjoy an activity they must get permission from their assigned Mistress and it is granted upon the Mistress but, if she decides upon a change of mind she is fully allowed to at ANY time with a 10 minute window after instructed of the cancelling….extensions are a possibility. All the chores or lines need to be done and take preference over recreation activities and if not followed with a yes Mistress, or right away Mistress,  then punishments will be givin out or they can choose to come see someone like me…ahhhh what a wonderfull world it would be.

I like keeping my slave in very little clothes around the house. My favorite is a white tee-shirt that comes down just to her waist … that plus a slave-bell anklet and my mark - a left-nipple piercing. True, it used to be shaving their heads bald, but sometimes that just isn’t appropriate, so I switched to left-nipple piercings.
Just watching her beautiful ass peeking out from under the tee shirt is enough to get me wet every time. When she serves me drinks it’s so much fun to just slide a finger or two along her pussy slit … maybe even one up inside. She knows never to pull away until I’m done having my fun.
Ordering pizza is a double treat for me … just watching how flustered the delivery boy gets when she opens the door in her tee shirt. The shirt rises just that right amount when she reaches up to take the pizzas. Of course, she’s been pre-instructed to tell them to wait for a tip, then bring the pizzas back to me at the coffee table, bend over to put down the pizzas & gather the tip from me, then walk back to the delivery boy, all without once covering up.

Ruth 1-888-254-9337
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I love going to the public pool, ever since I was a kid.  There was this older guy that would always start up an innocent game of underwater leapfrog.

He would swim under our legs and blow air bubbles up our swim trunks.  It would tickle so much, and I’d squirm.  Later, he’d invite me back to his place for some ice cream, and I’d have a fun time playing more games at his house. He was so much fun, and I’d go home feeling all warm and cozy, ready for a good sleep that night.

Interested in some age roleplay?  You could be that old man playing in the pool with me, or I’ll be the old man this time … C’mon, I have cookies and kool-aid for later.  Maybe we can think up some other games to play while we’re at it.

Uncle Charlie at
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Q:  How many Shemales does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Just one.  And her name is Coco.  No really, I’ll screw anything!! Just ask me! XD

I’m so fucking horny right now I could explode!!  I really need somebody to work my piece for me.  You know, slob my knob. Eat my meat? Lick my stick?? And I’m always happy to return the favor.  See the guy in my pic?  I finished every last drop of him on that shoot.  It was Mmmm Mmmm good.  Later that same evening we went back to my place to rehearse our next scene.   Let’s just say,  homeboy was the best part of waking up the next morning for damn sure!   We humped, we bumped, we sixty-nined.   We swapped more loads than a fucking laundromat! We were both walking funny afterwards if you catch my meaning….   That was months ago and yet my dick gets rock hard everytime I think about him.  Then again my dick gets hard if the wind blows.  Sorry if I’m being a little too graphic for you, I’m just very expressive.  I may look quiet and shy but I’ve got a BIG mouth, and I know how to use it….. You doubt?  Pick up the phone and find out!

SHEMALE COCO 1 888 266 7081

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I’ll be glad when this heatwave is over.  Heat just makes me mad, and sweaty, and horny, and frustrated.  It makes me wanna wear as few clothes as possible, which in turn makes me wanna show off as much as possible, which always gets me HOT, and into trouble LOL.  I just got back from the grocery store, wearing a sheer pink baby-tee, strappy high heel Candies, and a pleated skirt with no panties.  I love to walk down the street like this… letting the breeze stir things…. watching as men and women alike admire my long tan legs… hearing the guys whistle and honk from their cars…  as I pass a guy on bus stop bench suddenly a passing car will send my skirt flying up a bit and OOPS… “Did I see what I think I just saw???”"”  

I have amazing cock control… I can control when I get hard and when to get as hard as a rock.. so I like to play little games with myself…  See me  pushing my cart down the aisle… innocent, studying the cereal aisle… but  feeling my flaccid member dangling between my legs, covered only by the skirt.  I start to get turned on and as my cock wakes up and begins to push out the front of my skirt.  I lean over the grocery cart walking slower and slower.. “down girl.. down girl” i tell myself, If i  get too carried away right in front of everyone then there could be TROUBLE.  Sure enough I catch a store worker checking out my ass while he stacks a display, waiting for me to bend over just a little bit more hoping to see what I’m sure he has no idea he’s about to see…..   My nipples get in on the action too, especially by the time I get to the frozen food aisle.   They poke straight thru my top like little candy corns…  the tiniest brush against them sends a tingle racing down my spine right down to my cock and here we go again.  Mmmm…   Sometimes I fill up my cart, sometimes I just wander conspicuously thru the store, looking confused and horny.  

 ”Anything I can help you find, Miss?”   

 ”Yes… where is your …Meat… section? I’m in the mood for sausage, tonight”"  

“I”ll .. uhh.. walk you there… “ 

Now if you excuse me I have to unpack  some groceries.. the bagboy was kind enuff to help me carry my bags all the way home.   I’d like to give him a HUGE TIP if you know what I mean. 

SHERRY CHERRY XXX

1 888 434 1588

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I took my current young lady grocery shopping with me the other day. I made sure she was wearing a tight top and short skirt with no bra or panties. Now, she’s one of those girls that always wears a bra, so her boobies were out there bouncing away.
I purposely would choose an aisle that would have a few men on it, and tell my ‘toy’ to get something off the bottom shelf, then something off the top shelf. After only a couple aisles, we had three men following us. Now it was time to crank it up a notch … I had my little woman “try” reaching the top shelf. Which one would be the sucker that volunteered his help? Sure enough, one stepped foreward. I suggested that he lift her up so she could get the item I wanted. His hands went straight to her hips to lift, and as he did so, her skirt rose up just enough so her bare ass was directly in front of him.
We caught our victim for the night … eager to please, and ready to serve.

Ruth at
1-888-254-9337

Have you ever had one of those days that nothing went right? This day started out like that … bad hair for starters, out of coffee … everything seemed to be going wrong. I was running late for work, so decided to ignore a final bathroom stop before heading out tyhe door … big mistake. Caught up in a traffic jam (of course), my bladder couldn’t take it anymore, and I started peeing. I’m sure it wasn’t much, but it was enough to wet my panties a little too much for work. Once I got to work and parked, I slid the soaked panties off and headd inside.
Problem … dicks don’t hide well under a short skirt when they’re not contained by panties. I asked one of the regular waitresses if I could wear hers, but she confided that she wasn’t wearing any. She asked the new girl for me, who nodded agreement, so new girl and I went back to the ladies’ room. I think new girl nearly fainted when she saw me hike up my skirt to reveal my cock-package … she had no idea. Anyway, after that my whole day started turning around.

Ryan 1-888-205-3279  http://freakydeakyphonesex.com/ryan.html