DAMN!! Sometimes having a big, sensitive cock is a curse! It’s always demanding my attention, and I just can’t leave it alone. I bombed a job interview the other day because of it. The interviewer saw me spanking the monkey when he came into the interview room, I think. Shit, it wasn’t MY fault he took 20 minutes to come in. Well, the interview didn’t last all that long, so I had time to go play with myself in the company restroom before heading back home to my faithful stuffed duckie … and believe me, it got stuffed THAT day!
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I finished my workout the gym and was strippin’ in the locker room when I saw a little fucker cruisin’ me.  When I asked him if he liked what he saw, he gave me a big smile.  So, I told him to follow me into the showers and I’d make him my boy. 

  First thing I did was order him to soap me up.  As he started rubbing soap all over my hairy chest, he popped a boner.  

  “So, you like it boy,” I said. 

  His fingers teased my nipples so they became erect.  I ordered him on his knees and start rubbing my thighs.  My cock was now nice and hard.  I rubbed it against his face.  He stuck out his tongue and licked the tip as washed my other thigh.  Then I grabbed the back of his head and shoved it in his mouth, with his nose buried in my bush.  I fucked that boy’s face for five minutes.  He sucked real good. 

  Then he stood, bent over so I could ram my cock in that tight ass.  He shot a huge load on the shower floor as I pumped away.  When I was ready, I pulled it out and shot thick, hot cum all over that nasty ass.  Call me and I’ll tell you what we did in the hot tub the next week. 

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Remind me to tell you about this summer when I worked as a Candy Striper for the hospital.  They don’t really call them that anymore, but I was a good little assistant.  I wanted to dress up like a naughty nurse, but I had to make do with boring old hospital scrubs.  I made sure to wear the bottoms a little tight, to show off all my curves and um… bulges.   But  do remind me to tell you about all the hot young college guys in traction who had gotten in bike and car accidents, guys needing help with sponge baths, bedpans, and being fed.  You might also want to remind me to include the one senior kid in highschool who had just come down with mono on his 18th birthday.  He kept passing out in my arms, so I gave him mouth to mouth as soon as the docs left the exam room… and since he was running a bit of a fever.. I had to take his temperature…  rectally.. with my meat thermometer.. which I reserve exclusively for this purpose, you see.  He may have been pretty sick, but he felt alot better after I was done with my little exam.   I like playing doctor I guess.  Some things you never outgrow.  In fact, some symptoms only seem to get bigger and stronger with time.  Hrmmmmmmm….

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Hi guys call me your one and only hot freaky Dani.  I have a wild and hot fantasy that I would love to share with you!

We can use our hard bulging cocks on each other, I love getting bent over on all fours while a nice hard cock plunges in the center of my tight ass! I can also please any man by sucking the head of his cock as his warm sticky cum overflows down my throat. Also would you just love to take your strong manly hands and rub them up and down across my soft perky tits as you are gliding your hard cock inside me!

P.S WE COULD ALSO GET MY WHITE SHEETS COVERED IN HOT CUM!

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I got a call the other night from one of the Dommes I know, requesting my cuckolding services.
I showed up at her lair, and this mild-mannered man opened the door. Small, frail, with buiseness slacks and a short-sleeved button-up shirt. I could only picture him as being a book-keeper.
Anyway, he led me down to the dungeon where I met the Domme, and she explained I was to use this little man once he had changed clothes. She turned to him and threw some clothes his direction, saying “These are what you are to wear, slave!”.
He stepped behind a divider a few minutes while I got more comfortable … totally naked except my cock-ring. When he came out, he was in a skin-tight pink tee-shirt, lime green tutu and blood-red knee-high stockings. I had to laugh. Little-man started turning beet red which looked even funnier, so I figured I’d take his mind off things by jamming my dick down his throat … sure enough, that made him forget what he was wearing. I did a good job about not laughing at him again … until my big black cock was ploughing into his little brown hole, and that bright green tutu started bouncing in rhythm.
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I finished my workout the gym and was strippin’ in the locker room when I saw a little fucker cruisin’ me.  When I asked him if he liked what he saw, he gave me a big smile.  So, I told him to follow me into the showers and I’d make him my boy.  First thing I did was order him to soap me up.  As he started rubbing soap all over my hairy chest, he popped a boner.  “So, you like it boy,” I said.  His fingers teased my nipples so they became erect.  I ordered him on his knees and start rubbing my thighs.  My cock was now nice and hard.  I rubbed it against his face.  He stuck out his tongue and licked the tip as washed my other thigh.  Then I grabbed the back of his head and shoved it in his mouth, with his nose buried in my bush.  I fucked that boy’s face for five minute.  He sucked real good.  The he stood, bent over so I could ram my cock in that tight ass.  He shot a huge load on the shower floor as I pumped away.  When I was ready, I pulled it out and shot thick, hot cum all over that nasty ass. 

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Call me and I’ll tell you what we did in the hot tub the next week. 

There once was a shemale named Coco

Who’s tongue made the boys go Loco

She spit and she gagged

While the boys all teabagged

Her face while they held her in a chokehold!!!

I’ve been thinking alot about getting gangbanged lately.  I’m trying to think of how to make it happen. Thinking maybe Sigma Chi frathouse down at the university.. they always have the wildest parties and the hottest guys.  I would love to get a train run on me by all that hot fratboy dick!  ahhhh!!  Damn I’m horny… and I’m trippin.. you better call me while this crazy mood lasts.  My dick has been rock hard all day, just waiting for release… damn!

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I’m Dani a slutty shemale that loves to fuck guys with my hard 7″ inch cock, I love to have a good time and get really nasty! Nothing more turns me on then sliding this thick cock inside of a tight round asshole..I shoot loads of thick and creamy cum on guys that love to be fuck by this whore. I also love to have cum all over my round perky tits..Come explore my world and experience what it feels like to have my cock inside you!

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Listen, I’m just saying this once for you lily-white pussy boys out there … but I’m typing slow so that you can keep up.
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Just had my first bad reaction from a guy who found out I wasn’t a girl downstairs… never had them care too much once I blew them away, literally, with my superior oral skills… but this guy surprised me.  First off I had seen him around the nightclubs before stalking to dragqueens and known TS’s and TV’s so it’s not like I was picking him randomly to hit on.  And he gives me a  slight gay vibe… but a very masculine closeted-gay vibe that lets me know I have a hot top on my hands!  Not that his orientation matters….  if you get ANY guy drunk enough he will fuck anything.  I don’t care how gay or straight he is… if you figure out what makes his dick hard and what makes him explode, he’s YOURS.  at least until he drops his load and then it’s goodbye.

But anyway I took him back to my place after dancing at the  club and we start to make out heavy on my bed.  His hand is going under my skirt but I’m slapping it away cuz i’m not ready to whip out pinky yet.. and then he goes “What are you hiding under there?  A cock??”  He says accusingly with a semi violent tone to his voice.  I go .. umm why YES I am… now that you ask.  Then he gets this look of disgust on his face and I’m worried he’s about to hit me or something, but then he reaches under my skirt again, really roughly and starts fumbling for my dick..   he snatches up my skirt going  “WHERE?  I don’t see it??  Where the fuck is it? ”

And I’m like wow relax dude.. I have it tucked.  Haven’t you ever seen a Tuck before?   He frowns really hard and shakes his head.  so I  heave a big heavy sigh and say Fine, I’ll show you how it’s done.   I turn around lifting my skirt up over my ass and I bend waaaaaay over…..   “Are you watching?”  I say to him, knowing his eyes are glued onto my body.  “Watch closely now…”  I loop my fingers into the sides of my tucking panties and pull them down slowly….   my cock begins to emerge thru the tangle of fabric and I hear an audible gasp from him as i pull down the panties to my knees, leaving my cock swinging freely.  

Before I could even respond, I hear him curse something under his breath and stomp out the bedroom. I turn around and run after him  just in time to see him storming out of my front door yelling “Freak”….

Well how’s THAT for bad manners!  I swear… you can never figure these club guys out.  They want it but they don’t want it.  They don’t know if they wanna fuck you or fight you, or both.  I’m down for either.. I can take good care of myself, I’m a big girl…  But I’d rather be getting my dick sucked when all is said and done, y’know?  Ah well.

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