Catfight!
I’m waiting in line on New Year’s day for the store to open, like a good consumer, when this bitch that’s a couple people in front of me starts calling a bunch of her friends from farther back in line to come join her up where she is.
Well, I’m not going to stand for that, and I start telling her exactly what I think of her and her inconsiderate actions. She decides to stand her ground in front of her friends, declaring “What are you gonna do about it?” Now, why’d she have to go and say that?
Next thing you know, we’re both at each other … nails gouging, hair pulling, rolling onto the sidewalk, ripping at each others’ clothes … all that stuff that men love (and there was starting to be quite a few men in the crowd of onlookers). I had just about gotten the upper hand when one of her friends yells out “Look! That chicks got a dick!” Sure enough, with all that tussling, my schlong had slipped out of its hiding spot in my tiny thong panties, and was swinging free under my ripped mini skirt.
This brought the fight to a halt, and we both just looked at each other as we noticed that most of the line had already made it into the store. We got up & brushed ourselves off and headed into the store. I tucked my willie back into its security zone as best I could, and that would have been the end of my story … except one onlooker really liked what he saw.
While in the store, this guy sidled up close to me and whispered loudly “You really got a dick? What’s it like?” to which I gave him a bemused smile and answered “Why? Want to take it for a test-spin?” He looked shyly at me and then dropped his gaze to my feet as he nodded slowly. I had him hold my purchases for me until I got done shopping, then got him to help me out to the car with them. From there, I had him follow me to a nearby motel. He paid for the room, and I met up with him there shortly after he went on inside.
Once in the room, I pulled my torn skrt up just a bit, and my thong to the side, letting my surprise package out once more. He dropped to his knees and started licking and sucking on my pole like it was made of honey. In no time, he had me wanting more, with his hands creeping up my thighs to my ass and holding tight for dear life. I got him standing up and had him drop his pants. His cock was stiff as iron, and I grinned as I told him to turn around. I bent him slightly over the bed and ran my dick up and down his asscrack. Sliding my shaft into his ass was so easy after all I’d been through that day. He gave out a yelp as I shoved deeper, but I just smiled as I started to fuck his lily-white ass silly.
“What’s it like”?” … give me a call and I’ll tell you.
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