Jan 12
Another New Year in Jail
Damn! Cops really do need to go find themselves a sense of humor … and what gives them the right to decide what is or isn’t indecent behaviour?
I mean, c’mon … my dick’s not indecent … I think it’s pretty decent. Ok, so when I squirted on him, I guess I shouldn’t have made that Monica Lewenski joke, but still … he should have taken it for what it was, a joke. Not MY fault he popped out of nowhere right as I was getting ready to blast a New Year’s blast. He should have been watching the fireworks like everyone else around us.
That judge didn’t have to be such a dick about it, either. I even offered him a blowjob if he’d call it time served for good behaviour. Shit, I just got home from jail yesterday. I do apologize to all of you that tried calling over the last week … I was detained, incarcerated, locked up. I mean, it was a fun vacation … sit back and do nothing but jack off all day, and I think the officer that was standing over me during my one free phone call actually smiled when I tried calling a phone sex company for the call.
Still, now I’m more in debt than ever since I missed a week of calls. Think I can get a few of you to help me out and call extra for a couple weeks … at least until I get caught up?
1-888-559-9971, ask for Jesse