Dec 13
Turkey Stuffing
Sorry, fans, that I haven’t blogged for awhile. I’ve been in the hospital for a short stay. Speaking of which … a word of advice … If you plan on sticking your dick in the stuffed turkey at Thanksgiving, make sure it’s cooled down aLOT before you do … it may FEEL cool enough on the outside, but that center is still plenty hot, believe me!
So, anyway, to my blog:
I went over to Aunt Sally’s for Thanksgiving dinner, and Aunt Sally is pretty good looking. Hanging around the house while everything was getting prepared, playing with my cousins, watching football with my Uncle Joe … all the usual stuff, but my dick started its itching … it was telling me it wanted to get a nut, and the sooner the better.
I wandered into the kitchen trying to keep my mind off things, and Aunt Sally said she had to run upstairs to change before some more guests arrived, so I had the kitchen all to myself. I noticed the turkey cooling off over on the roller tray and thought to myself “it would be so cool if I could add some special sauce to that stuffing … just watching everyone eating it would get me off again.” I whipped out my dick and stroked it a couple times so it was good and hard and ready to blow, then I picked up the turkey (it didn’t feel all that hot while holding it like this) and plunged my pecker up that turkey’s ass, all the way into the stuffing, up to the hilt. I remember screaming and dropping the turkey before I passed out.
I woke up in the hospital with enough gauze and bandages on my dick to add 4 extra inces to its length. How embarrasing. I just knew that Aunt Sally and Uncle Joe could figure out what I had been doing, and the way the nurses whispered around me, I figured everyone at the hospital was fully briefed on my injury.
The best part of the stay came on the second day when the male nurse, Cliff, came in to change my bandages. He took special care as he rubbed on the burn lotion, and I could feel my dick standing up to salute his attentions. I found myself saying stuff like “rub it on good, Cliff” and “Oh, I think that area needs more”, and next thing Cliff knew, he was getting my load that had been intended for the turkey. Thank goodness that still worked. Being the good nurse Cliff was, and considering his hands were messy from the lotion, he bent over and started licking my load off my belly. After that, I didn’t mind my hospital stay too much (as long as I stayed away from the jello).
Jesse
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