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I’m in LOVE!  Real love this time I swear!  And you’ll never guess with who!!

That one guy I had such a crush on from the Pharmacy… the short, super buff guy with the tats and goatee and punkrock hair do?  Turns out he is a trannie too.. but the other direction.  A female-to-male transsexual.  I never would have guessed in a million years he had been born a woman.  In fact the only reason I found out was because he outed himself to me when I came to the pharmacy to pick up my estrogen patches.  He gave me a total discount on the patches even tho my insurance card totally expired and I was prepared to pay full price… I said thanks handsome, but why are you being so nice to me again?  And he says “I always try to look out for family.”   And so I said “oh so you’re gay.  Too bad.  The hot ones are always gay.”  and I sighed a big sigh. 

Then he says “Actually I’m alot closer family than that.”  I looked at him for a couple of beats, not understanding what he meant by that.. and then it slowly dawned on me… 

“OMG so you’re… you’re…”

“Yup. I’m a trannie all right.”   He said it with this sexy little growl tho…

“But but… I had no idea.. you look so…”

“Haha thanks, Sherry.  But I’m sure you hear the same thing all the time.:

I thought about it.  “Actually I do.”   And then I realized I was blushing… he was absolutely beaming at me from ear to ear…looking OH so sexy in his short sleeved polo and those muscles.. where did he get those muscles from?

So I continued.. “Well.. trannie to trannie.. can I ask you a personal question?”

“Shoot,” he says.

“Did you get… everything done…?  I mean.. everything?”

He went on to explain that while he’d had his Top Surgery done (removing his breasts so his chest could be nice and flat) he hadn’t had any lower surgery.  Apparently the docs aren’t so good at making reliable cocks from scratch just yet.  But he assured me that he had a HUGE clit that was alot like a small penis.  And that when it came to bedtime, he had the advantage of being able to have any size cock a girl could want.

Long story short.. we are totally going out on a date early next week!!  And he told me to “be prepared to find out eveyrthing I’ve been wondering…”   GAH!!!  I have no idea what to expect!  but I damn sure can’t wait to find out.  I feel weird tho… I really really like him.  Like I feel he could be the ONE i like him so much.  And he totally makes me hard… will that make him jealous?  Will he let me play with his vag ?  What if I end up knocking him up???  Wouldn’t that be some weird shit.  I knock up my new boyfriend and end up becoming a father!!  This is making me want a stiff drink!

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Sadly, and inexplicably, my cum problem continues!!  I’ve managed to figure out how to get myself off, but it’s only after completing something extremely kinky and high risk.  I knew this would happen… like any addict, you start to need a bigger and bigger high until it finally kills you!

That’s right folks… I’ve entered the dangerous world of autoerotic asphyxiation.  DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME KIDS!!  I shouldn’t even be doing it, since I’m no professional.  But I was so desperate with not being able to get off that I had to do something.  I noticed one day while jerking off furiously that i was getting closer and closer and as I got closer I was holding my breath altogether.  When I finally did squeeze out a few drops of cum, I exhaled with this headspinning gasp for air that nearly made me pass out.  It was… INTENSE.   The next day I had to see if it could happen again.  But holding my breath while i jerked off wasn’t doing it.  It was like too much  having to hold my breath in and concentrate on making that cum spark grow and grow and grow.  Suddenly I remembered the hottest times I’d had was when the guy I was with was choking me a little while he fucked me.  I thought it was the violence and helplessness of it that made it so hot, but in retrospect I realize it was not being able to breathe that had made the orgasm so hot!

So I did what no one should ever do.  I got one of my silk winter scarves… a hot pink one (my fave color if you haven’t guessed)… tied it snugly around my neck…   and held the end of the scarf in one hand while I pulled my pud with the other.  IT was a bit uncomfortable at first, but as the sensation grew and grew, I pulled on the scarf tighter and tighter… making it harder and harder to breathe….. sure enough that was doing the trick…. by the time I popped one off I was turning quite blue in the face. But oh MAN what a rush.   Literally… I stood up, drenched in my sweat and cum and immediately fell back down on the bed.  I couldn’t walk for a good half hour.   I am totally playing with fire… but man.. oh man.. I hope I don’t get carried away.  I’ve only done it two more times since then… I need to quit it before I get in some real trouble.  NO sense in going out like David Carradine, right?  I always thought he was hot, by the way.. total kinkmaster top daddy type.  He could have showed me a few things…. but I’m in no hurry to meet him any time soon, if you know what I mean.  Why oh why must I be a sex addict?  Why can’t I have easy little orgasms like the other girls. *sniff sniff*  boo hoo hoo….  I’m soooo horny woe is me lol

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A horrible thing has happened!  I’m unable to have an orgasm!!!   I don’t know what happened to me… one day I was shooting loads left and right.. and the next… well like last night I’m with the boyfriend and I’m hard as a rock and feeling GOOOOOD and he is working his magic tongue on me.  So he goes down on my fishstick and does his usual that makes me explode.  Fingered my asshole at the same time and everything.  So the tension is building and building and building.. and I get right up to the edge and then… NOTHING. 

Nada. Zip. Zero!  I’m going insane!!  And my boyfriend is too….  He gave himself lockjaw trying to make me get off last night….  he must have slobbed my knob for two hours and NOTHING… i got so close but… UNGH.   Finally he got mad and flipped me over on my face and pounded my asshole raw til I bled. I guess he really was upset  becuz I haven’t heard from him since.  He’s not much of a giver in bed, but he loves to get me off orally.  Just goes to show  you think you know somebody!   You think they care and want to please you and go the extra mile to make you happy…  but all they care about is that you dump your load down their greedy little throats!  

Oh well.  I’m sure it will work itself out.  But what if something IS wrong with me?  What if I’m cursed and I never get to cum again?  Is there some sort of cum doctor I can go too?  Even tho he’s kind of a hunk, I don’t think my family physician wants to hear about this particular problem.  Then again, maybe he would…. I’d be more than willing to give him a demonstration of the trouble I’m having.  Maybe I’d better call his office and make an appointment for this week!!  If it doesn’t clear up on its own by then… then I’ll need a professional to help me get to the “bottom” of all this sudden orgasm denial!!  Hrmph!

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I have a theory that just like turkey makes you sleepy, cranberry sauce makes you horny.

I had a family a couple nights ago that decided to eat out at a restaurant (mine) for an early Thanksgiving dinner.  Mom, Pop, Junior and little baby Sue.  I noticed while taking their orders that pop was going real light on his order while mom and junior were ordering enough to last them until Christmas, it seemed.  Baby Sue was too young to order, so mom ordered an adult plate for her as well.

Anyway, while I was bringing the orders and setting them down I felt pop’s hand slide up my short waitress skirt.  When I didn’t flinch, he got brave and slid his hand right onto my crotch.  I couldn’t help but smile when HE flinced, finding my ‘fishing rod’ under my little panties.  I thought he’d stop after that, but nooo, he wanted more.   About five minutes later, he called me over to refill his water, and while I was doing that, there went his hand again, this time more confident.  I looked down and smiled at him this time, then shrugged my eyes toward the restroom.  I went over to the boss and asked to take my break, then headed to the restroom.

I met up with pop inside and he immediately latched one hand onto my cock, the other onto a tit.  I leaned back against the sink and began to enjoy the trip while dropping my panties onto the floor.  Pop lifted my skirt, dropped to his knees right there and started sucking my cock like it was his Thanksgiving dinner.  I let him go at it for awhile, when all of a sudden he shuffled around to a new position and started licking my asshole.  Okay, I thought, I can do that.  I shoved my ass into his face and he buried his tongue right up inside, wiggling away with it.  I had to admit - he WAS talented. 

He wasn’t done, though.  Next, he dropped his pants and bent over the sink, giving me a pleading look from those puppydog eyes.  I came up behind him and slowly pressed my dick into his waiting asshole while keeping my eyes locked onto his in the mirror.  I started fucking him slowly, but kept increasing my pace as he was shoving his ass hard back against me.  Finally, I lowered slightly, pressing my boobs into his back and reaching around to his cock.  It only took two strokes from my hand before he started shivering so bad I thought he was going to fall.  I kept stroking him and massaging his balls until they were bone dry.  Once we were done, he started cleaning up.  I tossed my panties onto the sink next to him, washed my hands and headed back out to work.

You know … it’s amazing how large a tip some guys will leave after an enjoyable meal.

Ryan

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Sherry be nimble, Sherry be quick!  Sherry jump on top of that candlestick!!  Yup.. that’s right.  Today I got fucked by a candlestick.  And a broom handle.  And a plunger.  And the nozzle of a vacuum cleaner.  And a series of other household items?.  Why?  Because my boyfriend is a FREAK!!  A true freak.  Seriously, he’s intense.  He would have made Rick James uncomfortable in the men’s room!   He’s a sadistic top and he  loves to make me submit to his bizarre sexual punishments.  This morning he woke up with morning wood.  I was excited because i love sausage for breakfast but he had something else in mind.  He dragged me to the kitchen,   set the egg  timer to 3 minutes, forced me down on my knees  to start sucking his cock and told me to make him cum before time was up.  I failed.  My punishment was to watch him jerk himself off into a bowl of Corn flakes (I can’t start the day without my Flakes!!) ….  he came in a huge roaring load into my cornflakes :(    But then he began to piss into the bowl as well.   It was brimming with piss .. pungent, smelly yellow piss and strings of sticky white cum drowning my sugar coated cornflakes…   “BREAKFAST IS READY BITCH!”  He barked at me.   I was like are you serious???    He grabbed a handful of my hair and lowered my face down to the bowl… he was serious alright.   I only got a few mouthfuls choked down before I started gagging.   It was so gross.  So kinky.  And as soon as I was finished throwing up, I was hornier than I’ve ever been!  It was too soon after cumming for him to get hard again, so that’s when he started grabbing the nearest by items  to fill my ass with.  He started with a rolling pin.. then it escalated to the broomhandle… and so on til we were all over the house looking for new things to fuck me with.  I’m pretty sore.  I’m also pretty sick in the head.  Who puts random objects int heir ass at MY age???   What’s gotten into me?? 

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Lately I’m obsessed with NUT SACKS. TESTICLES!  TEABAGS!!    Like, I REALLY love balls in my mouth.  And I love my balls in your mouth too.  There is something fascinating about the scrotum, don’t you think… It seems so unnatural when you think about it.Like…  why would evolution put these things out there in the open?  They are super delicate and if you make the wrong move PAIN CITY.  of course some guys love the pain.  the torture… One guy I knew loved me to use his balls as a punching bag.  Literally.  He would stand over me with his legs spread wide, fruitbowl a dangling.. and I would ball up my fists and bat at his nutsack and his dick like  I was Mike Tyson.  He loved it and would scream HARDER HARDER SMACK MY SACK!   And it was never hard enough for him, even tho his balls would be swollen red and big as tennis balls by the time I was done.  DIFFERENT STROKES!  I sure as hell don’t like being punched and kicked in MY nads, but I do love a nice skillful tongue running from my crack to my sack.  I like it soft and wet and hot… handle with care.  But if ball torture is your thing, I’m always happy to give you what you need.  Don’t believe me?  Ask the guy I talked to the other day. I told him to make a video of himself for  slamming his balls with a frying pan.  I didn’t think he had the… *ahem*.. balls to do it.. but lo and behold  SCRAMBLED EGGS TO GO!!  He is a good little painslut.  I hope I find another like him some day. Know anybody?

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Good god it’s been a long time since I’ve gotten laid!!  I am approaching a personal record.. i havent gone more than a week without getting my face fucked, my dick sucked, my hole pounded or pounding somebody else’s mangina… but its been like… two or three weeks alreadty.   I’m so horny I could scream.  In fact I think I will !!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!    Speaking of screaming, I am definitely a screamer and I prefer guys who are really loud as well.  One time when I was seeing this married guy we were iat a hotel… a fancy hotel, he was very well to do, kind of high profile politician or lobbyist type.. and he LOVED him some shemales.  He also loved to play really rough… so of course I would holler and scream alot.  However, he was trying to be really discreet, but I couldn’t seem to keep my mouth shut.  One time the bellhops had to come to our door and ask us to please keep it down.   He ended up putting his hand over my mouth and grdugefucking the hell out of my tiny little ass raw.  It was one of the hottest fucks I’ve had, for sure.  He was all “If you don’t shut the fuck up I am going to smother you til you lose consciousness, you little whore!!”  And then he proceeded to do just that!!  I swear he had my folded up like a pretzel, my knees by my ears, his hands on my throat, and the room was all spinning and started going dim as I passed out.   When I woke up my ass was dripping with cum and he was tucking his shirt into his pants.  I should have felt violated. I should have felt dirty and ashamed of myself.  But all I could think was.. OMFG that was the hottest fuck EVER!!   I’d love to go for more of that!!  I’m climbing up the walls….  help help!  Anybody want to help me reenact my encounter with The Strangler???  call me!!!

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I AM SO LOOKING FORWARD TO NEXT WEEKEND, THIS MALE AND FEMALE COUPLE WANTS TO PERFORM A THREESOME WITH ME.  THE GUY TOLD ME THAT HE WANTS ME TO  FUCK HIM WITH MY COCK FROM BEHIND WHILE HIS GIRLFRIEND GIVES HIM ORAL SEX. HE IS ACTUALLY A CALLER OF MINES AND HE WANTS TO MAKE THIS FANTASY A GREAT MEMORY, I AM ALSO REALLY FLATTERED BY THE THINGS HE SAYS TO ME AND ALL THE LITTLE COMPLIMENTS HE THROWS OUT. GREG ALWAYS TELL ME THAT HE HAD NEVER HAD A CHICK LIKE ME IN HIS LIFE AND THAT HE HAS ALWAYS WANTED TO GET FUCKED BY A HOT GIRL WITH A PENIS. HE EVEN TOLD ME THAT HE LOVES DICK MORE THAN PUSSY, BECAUSE HE LIKES THE WAY CUM FLOWS OUT OF A DICK. I MUST ADMIT SOME OF THE THINGS WE TALK ABOUT REALLY BLOWS MY MIND, AND I LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF OUR CONVERSATION! ARE THERE ANYMORE CALLERS OUT THERE THAT’S READY FOR THIS TRANNY! CALL ME….

DANI

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Hey fellas, if you are looking for some hot phone action with a hot mixed-race shemale ring my phone!!  I’m as nasty as they cum…  I’ll be your exotic treat, my girly meat is sweet enough to eat.  My sultry voice and loud screaming orgasms will push you over the edge.  Do you want to be my bitch?? I will tap that ass like a kegger!!!  You want to show me who’s boss?  I’ll bend over and take it like a good little girl, while I pump my stump and yours til we both pop!  Ass play, cock play, role play …. whatever…. I always play HARD.   I stay horny 24/7 so give me a call anytime day or night, I’m ready!!

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One thing I haven’t tried yet is double penetration.  I’m DYING to do this…  its alot easier for your regular gal to do this.. being that they have the two special holes for special purposes.  But me, I really only have the backdoor entrance and the front porch is all blocked off with a meat barricade, if you know what I mean.  Maybe you don’t get it.  I’m saying that I hang out at the Y… get it?   I’m saying… that I was born to be a DJ…. two turntables and a MICROPHONE.    I’m saying…I grew up  in DICKSEELAND… follow me??     Good!!   But none of that means I shouldnt be able to take on two guys at once, like any hot porno slut!!    I’m pretty sure I could get two dicks stuffed into this tight round ass of mine!!  Mmmmm… I just thought… maybe I could get stuffed by two guys and be stuffing another guy’s ass or mouth with my fishstick…   hot damn!!!  Now I’ve really gotta try.  I wonder where I could find two or three willing male partners???  Any suggestions??   Call me!!

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