Remind me to tell you about this summer when I worked as a Candy Striper for the hospital.  They don’t really call them that anymore, but I was a good little assistant.  I wanted to dress up like a naughty nurse, but I had to make do with boring old hospital scrubs.  I made sure to wear the bottoms a little tight, to show off all my curves and um… bulges.   But  do remind me to tell you about all the hot young college guys in traction who had gotten in bike and car accidents, guys needing help with sponge baths, bedpans, and being fed.  You might also want to remind me to include the one senior kid in highschool who had just come down with mono on his 18th birthday.  He kept passing out in my arms, so I gave him mouth to mouth as soon as the docs left the exam room… and since he was running a bit of a fever.. I had to take his temperature…  rectally.. with my meat thermometer.. which I reserve exclusively for this purpose, you see.  He may have been pretty sick, but he felt alot better after I was done with my little exam.   I like playing doctor I guess.  Some things you never outgrow.  In fact, some symptoms only seem to get bigger and stronger with time.  Hrmmmmmmm….

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She spit and she gagged

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I’ve been thinking alot about getting gangbanged lately.  I’m trying to think of how to make it happen. Thinking maybe Sigma Chi frathouse down at the university.. they always have the wildest parties and the hottest guys.  I would love to get a train run on me by all that hot fratboy dick!  ahhhh!!  Damn I’m horny… and I’m trippin.. you better call me while this crazy mood lasts.  My dick has been rock hard all day, just waiting for release… damn!

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Just had my first bad reaction from a guy who found out I wasn’t a girl downstairs… never had them care too much once I blew them away, literally, with my superior oral skills… but this guy surprised me.  First off I had seen him around the nightclubs before stalking to dragqueens and known TS’s and TV’s so it’s not like I was picking him randomly to hit on.  And he gives me a  slight gay vibe… but a very masculine closeted-gay vibe that lets me know I have a hot top on my hands!  Not that his orientation matters….  if you get ANY guy drunk enough he will fuck anything.  I don’t care how gay or straight he is… if you figure out what makes his dick hard and what makes him explode, he’s YOURS.  at least until he drops his load and then it’s goodbye.

But anyway I took him back to my place after dancing at the  club and we start to make out heavy on my bed.  His hand is going under my skirt but I’m slapping it away cuz i’m not ready to whip out pinky yet.. and then he goes “What are you hiding under there?  A cock??”  He says accusingly with a semi violent tone to his voice.  I go .. umm why YES I am… now that you ask.  Then he gets this look of disgust on his face and I’m worried he’s about to hit me or something, but then he reaches under my skirt again, really roughly and starts fumbling for my dick..   he snatches up my skirt going  “WHERE?  I don’t see it??  Where the fuck is it? ”

And I’m like wow relax dude.. I have it tucked.  Haven’t you ever seen a Tuck before?   He frowns really hard and shakes his head.  so I  heave a big heavy sigh and say Fine, I’ll show you how it’s done.   I turn around lifting my skirt up over my ass and I bend waaaaaay over…..   “Are you watching?”  I say to him, knowing his eyes are glued onto my body.  “Watch closely now…”  I loop my fingers into the sides of my tucking panties and pull them down slowly….   my cock begins to emerge thru the tangle of fabric and I hear an audible gasp from him as i pull down the panties to my knees, leaving my cock swinging freely.  

Before I could even respond, I hear him curse something under his breath and stomp out the bedroom. I turn around and run after him  just in time to see him storming out of my front door yelling “Freak”….

Well how’s THAT for bad manners!  I swear… you can never figure these club guys out.  They want it but they don’t want it.  They don’t know if they wanna fuck you or fight you, or both.  I’m down for either.. I can take good care of myself, I’m a big girl…  But I’d rather be getting my dick sucked when all is said and done, y’know?  Ah well.

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i always got a dick in my mouth it seems like.  like how most people have a lollipop or a popsicle to satisfy those repressed oral cravings, i don’t fuck around.  i suck dick as often as humanly possible.  i get my dick sucked as often as possible too.  there is something about the act of sucking dick that does it for me both ways.  i crave it deep in my bones… and not just the main bone honey but my whole body screams out for cock.  if i go too long i start to shiver and shake like an addict in detox.  DECOX??  who the hell knows but i want no part of that.  GIVE ME COCK!!     i try to suck a dick in the morning shortly after i wake, hopefully it will be the same guy’s dick i had just sucked the night before, cuz he’s just waking up too.  but if there ain’t one i go find one.  it ain’t hard.  sometimes i’m a straight up fucking whore about it.  i lean out of my apartment window, which overlooks a busy city street… with my titties half exposed in a sheer tight white tank tee no bra nipples just pokin thru waiting for a dude in a sharp lookin business suit and briefcase to walk by and look up.  i see him and if he looks fine, if he looks like he would be down , i will ask him point blank from my window.  “You feel like gettin your dick sucked?  Well come on up to apartment 201 honey..”   8 or 9 times out of 10 they go for it.  but i GOT to have that dick fix!!   i crave that cock.  i need that cummy in my tummy or i just don’t feel right for the rest of the day.  its like a goddamn vitamin deficiency.  VITAMIN D!  cum give me what i want sweetie… i am quite skilled by now, even just describing what i can do to a dick, i can make you go fucking insane.  for a detailed, uncensored oral presentation of a typical day in my cocksucking life,  please call:

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I’ve been thinking about sex with women lately.  I’m dreaming about it every night now, it’s time to do something about this womancraving already.   Mmmmm…..  The thought of my smooth girly cock plunging into the slippery wet walls of a woman’s pussy, staring deep into her eyes and kissing her soft lips as my fishstick slides in deeper and deeper, our bare breasts touching and slipping together with the heat of our bodies as we begin to glow with sweat and desire.  YES!  I can fuck a woman like nobody’s business.  But it has been a while.  My favorite is to fuck the hot horny wife on her back legs spread wide, while her husband enters me from behind, grabbing onto my hips as he penetrates me to the hilt, forcing me to fuck his wife with my cock from the motion of his thrusts.  That is my idea of heaven right there… The joy of filling and being filled and I barely even have to move.

Don’t think that makes me lazy tho!  I will tear you up.  Pussy, ass, mouth… I have the looks of pretty little schoolgirl, but the stamina of a 19 yo college boy!!  This girl can go all night long!  And my loads will always hit bullseye.  But instead of you just sitting there dreaming it, why don’t you pick up the phone and make it happen??

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Q:  How many Shemales does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: Just one.  And her name is Coco.  No really, I’ll screw anything!! Just ask me! XD

I’m so fucking horny right now I could explode!!  I really need somebody to work my piece for me.  You know, slob my knob. Eat my meat? Lick my stick?? And I’m always happy to return the favor.  See the guy in my pic?  I finished every last drop of him on that shoot.  It was Mmmm Mmmm good.  Later that same evening we went back to my place to rehearse our next scene.   Let’s just say,  homeboy was the best part of waking up the next morning for damn sure!   We humped, we bumped, we sixty-nined.   We swapped more loads than a fucking laundromat! We were both walking funny afterwards if you catch my meaning….   That was months ago and yet my dick gets rock hard everytime I think about him.  Then again my dick gets hard if the wind blows.  Sorry if I’m being a little too graphic for you, I’m just very expressive.  I may look quiet and shy but I’ve got a BIG mouth, and I know how to use it….. You doubt?  Pick up the phone and find out!

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I’ll be glad when this heatwave is over.  Heat just makes me mad, and sweaty, and horny, and frustrated.  It makes me wanna wear as few clothes as possible, which in turn makes me wanna show off as much as possible, which always gets me HOT, and into trouble LOL.  I just got back from the grocery store, wearing a sheer pink baby-tee, strappy high heel Candies, and a pleated skirt with no panties.  I love to walk down the street like this… letting the breeze stir things…. watching as men and women alike admire my long tan legs… hearing the guys whistle and honk from their cars…  as I pass a guy on bus stop bench suddenly a passing car will send my skirt flying up a bit and OOPS… “Did I see what I think I just saw???”"”  

I have amazing cock control… I can control when I get hard and when to get as hard as a rock.. so I like to play little games with myself…  See me  pushing my cart down the aisle… innocent, studying the cereal aisle… but  feeling my flaccid member dangling between my legs, covered only by the skirt.  I start to get turned on and as my cock wakes up and begins to push out the front of my skirt.  I lean over the grocery cart walking slower and slower.. “down girl.. down girl” i tell myself, If i  get too carried away right in front of everyone then there could be TROUBLE.  Sure enough I catch a store worker checking out my ass while he stacks a display, waiting for me to bend over just a little bit more hoping to see what I’m sure he has no idea he’s about to see…..   My nipples get in on the action too, especially by the time I get to the frozen food aisle.   They poke straight thru my top like little candy corns…  the tiniest brush against them sends a tingle racing down my spine right down to my cock and here we go again.  Mmmm…   Sometimes I fill up my cart, sometimes I just wander conspicuously thru the store, looking confused and horny.  

 ”Anything I can help you find, Miss?”   

 ”Yes… where is your …Meat… section? I’m in the mood for sausage, tonight”"  

“I”ll .. uhh.. walk you there… “ 

Now if you excuse me I have to unpack  some groceries.. the bagboy was kind enuff to help me carry my bags all the way home.   I’d like to give him a HUGE TIP if you know what I mean. 

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