Oct 30
Halloweenie
Halloween is tomorrow, so I just want to take a few moments of your time to talk about Halloweenie … that’s my little pecker’s name. I named him that a few years back because he’s so scary when young men see him for the first time … they’re scared theirs is going to shrivel up like this. I promise them that if they let me blow theirs at least once a month, their weenie is safe.
I’m really showing you folks out there in cyberland what my Halloweenie looks like so that you don’t HAVE to be scared … all you cock curious guys that want to go for a test spin, but see some big monster snake dangling from some hunk, and you feel so inadequate, well here’s your chance. Jump my rickety old bones, and I’ll make you feel like YOU’RE the super-stud. Flash your one-eyed soldier at me, and I’ll teach him to stand at attention. I can’t guarantee a 21-gun salute, but I guarantee a fun time trying for it.
Give me a call, Charlie, at
1-888-283-4551
http://freakydeakyphonesex.com/charlie.html
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