http://freakydeakyphonesex.com/phone_sex_blogs Freaky, Kinky, Fetish Erotica Sun, 07 Feb 2010 23:14:36 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en   Alot of people just see me as a big, black controlling cock, but those that have taken the time to know me have seen the other, gentler side to me.  I can be your teddy bear.  big, cuddly, wrap my arms around you tight.    I mean, sure I can ... http://freakydeakyphonesex.com/phone_sex_blogs/bi-gay-phone-sex/bbc/teddy-bear   Normally I don't talk about my sissy boys or what I do with them, but I just had to share this one.   From time to time I have Dommes asking me to help them 'train' a sissy-boy sub, and every so often I have a sissy boy of my own ... http://freakydeakyphonesex.com/phone_sex_blogs/cock-curious/sissy-boy-rescues-cat I'm in LOVE!  Real love this time I swear!  And you'll never guess with who!! That one guy I had such a crush on from the Pharmacy... the short, super buff guy with the tats and goatee and punkrock hair do?  Turns out he is a trannie too.. but the other direction.  ... http://freakydeakyphonesex.com/phone_sex_blogs/shemale-phone-sex/guy-with-pie-oh-my   Damn!  Cops really do need to go find themselves a sense of humor ... and what gives them the right to decide what is or isn't indecent behaviour? I mean, c'mon ... my dick's not indecent ... I think it's pretty decent.  Ok, so when I squirted on him, I ... http://freakydeakyphonesex.com/phone_sex_blogs/bi-gay-phone-sex/another-new-year-in-jail Anyone else out there already broke a New Year Resolution?   Mine wasn't supposed to be that hard to keep, but there's something about making a resolution that gets the fates to decide to MAKE you break them.   Just a simple resolution ... "I will not suck a stranger's cock until I get to ... http://freakydeakyphonesex.com/phone_sex_blogs/bi-gay-phone-sex/broken-resolution I'm waiting in line on New Year's day for the store to open, like a good consumer, when this bitch that's a couple people in front of me starts calling a bunch of her friends from farther back in line to come join her up where she is. Well, I'm not ... http://freakydeakyphonesex.com/phone_sex_blogs/cock-curious/catfight Sadly, and inexplicably, my cum problem continues!!  I've managed to figure out how to get myself off, but it's only after completing something extremely kinky and high risk.  I knew this would happen... like any addict, you start to need a bigger and bigger high until it finally kills you! That's ... http://freakydeakyphonesex.com/phone_sex_blogs/shemale-phone-sex/look-ma-no-air In the spirit of Christmas, I'm going to do something I rarely do ... I'm going to give you an insight into my therapy methods, and relay a story I feel might intrigue a few of you. One of my clients that I was counselling had a strong curiosity for anal ... http://freakydeakyphonesex.com/phone_sex_blogs/bi-gay-phone-sex/dr-ian-male-sexuality-therapist/robot-lust Sorry, fans, that I haven't blogged for awhile.  I've been in the hospital for a short stay.  Speaking of which ... a word of advice ... If you plan on sticking your dick in the stuffed turkey at Thanksgiving, make sure it's cooled down aLOT before you do ... it ... http://freakydeakyphonesex.com/phone_sex_blogs/bi-gay-phone-sex/tattood-twink-jesse/turkey-stuffing A horrible thing has happened!  I'm unable to have an orgasm!!!   I don't know what happened to me... one day I was shooting loads left and right.. and the next... well like last night I'm with the boyfriend and I'm hard as a rock and feeling GOOOOOD and he is working ... http://freakydeakyphonesex.com/phone_sex_blogs/shemale-phone-sex/i-cant-cum