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After a certain age, I think everyone gets the blues on their birthday.  Well, I found one way to fight my Birthday Blues on my last birthday … turn blue!

Feeling a little out of sorts, I decided to go visit a friend of mine.  His hobby is body-painting.  I got this idea to have him paint me up all in blue - kind of like Blue Man Group - only with an elephant theme.  He did an awesome job! You couldn’t tell where the clothes stopped and the skin started (maybe that was because there were no clothes … but don’t tell anyone).

He painted big blue tusks going down each thigh, and my big red dick ended up being a bobbing blue trunk.  He connected cardboard “ears” to the sides of my hips, and above the waist, he made my stomache look like a Sherpa basket, and my chest look like two hunters peeking out over the basket with my head being the main guy sitting high on his throne.  My arms passed as golden straps when I let them dangle at my side, or looked like a canopy to the Sherpa basket when I raised them over my head.  It was great!!

I wasn’t about to mess up this work of art by putting clothes over it, so I headed home all dressed up in my birthday suit (hehe - get it?).  I hopped on the crowded bus and worked my way back near the back, where I was able to squeeze in between some other guys that were having to stand, and I was having the best birthday ever, just rubbing my trunk this way and that … come on bus driver, hit one more bump .. yeah!

This outfit was so great I might go trick-or-treating in it on Halloween … see you then!

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Good god it’s been a long time since I’ve gotten laid!!  I am approaching a personal record.. i havent gone more than a week without getting my face fucked, my dick sucked, my hole pounded or pounding somebody else’s mangina… but its been like… two or three weeks alreadty.   I’m so horny I could scream.  In fact I think I will !!  AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!    Speaking of screaming, I am definitely a screamer and I prefer guys who are really loud as well.  One time when I was seeing this married guy we were iat a hotel… a fancy hotel, he was very well to do, kind of high profile politician or lobbyist type.. and he LOVED him some shemales.  He also loved to play really rough… so of course I would holler and scream alot.  However, he was trying to be really discreet, but I couldn’t seem to keep my mouth shut.  One time the bellhops had to come to our door and ask us to please keep it down.   He ended up putting his hand over my mouth and grdugefucking the hell out of my tiny little ass raw.  It was one of the hottest fucks I’ve had, for sure.  He was all “If you don’t shut the fuck up I am going to smother you til you lose consciousness, you little whore!!”  And then he proceeded to do just that!!  I swear he had my folded up like a pretzel, my knees by my ears, his hands on my throat, and the room was all spinning and started going dim as I passed out.   When I woke up my ass was dripping with cum and he was tucking his shirt into his pants.  I should have felt violated. I should have felt dirty and ashamed of myself.  But all I could think was.. OMFG that was the hottest fuck EVER!!   I’d love to go for more of that!!  I’m climbing up the walls….  help help!  Anybody want to help me reenact my encounter with The Strangler???  call me!!!

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I saw the hottest looking guy while working out at the gym, yesterday. There were a few times I thought I caught him looking at me. But when I tried to make eye contact, he looked away. After finishing my workout, I hit the sauna for ten minute steam.
When I was done, I headed for the locker room to take a shower. He was drying off. We made eye contact and he smiled. I introduced myself.
“I’m Jim,” he said, as we shook hands.
He had a buffed hairy body. I hoped he hadn’t noticed I caught a quick glimpse of his cock. Then I noticed his wedding ring.
“How long you been a member?” he asked.
“A couple months.”
“You want to get a beer sometime?”
I smiled. “Sure.”
“How about after work?”
“Well, I wanted to catch the game? Why don’t you come over to my place?”
He agreed. I gave him the address.
When I got home after work, I changed into my hottest tank top and a tight pair of shorts.
He arrived during the first quarter. I offered him a beer and we sat on the couch. After we drank a few cans, I offered him a shot of bourbon. He gladly accepted. By halftime, we were incredibly relaxed.
“You’ve got nice legs,” he said.
“Thanks. I’m a swimmer.”
“Do you mind?” he asked, as he began stroking my left thigh.
“I’m not sure you should be doing that.”
“Don’t you enjoy it?” he asked.
“Yeah, but you’re married.”
He took off his wedding ring. “Not now.”
I kissed him passionately as his hand slid between my legs.
“Something’s telling me you like it, man. Something hard.”
I slowly unbuttoned his shirt. He took off my tank top.
“Man, I love your smooth chest,” he said.
“Damn, I love your chest hair.”
I pushed him on his back and listened to him moan as I sucked on his nipples and rubbed my abs against his cock. Then I licked the hair covering his toned stomach, working my way down to his shorts.

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My client, Mario, is a hot looking Italian man. He’s about 6’2, with dark hair and beautiful blue eyes. He often comes to his session in a tank top, exposing his ample chest hair, and satin gym shorts. A few times, he got hot during therapy, resulting in his rock hard cock popping out of his shorts. He’d smile sheepishly and tuck it back inside.
“No need to be embarrassed,” I’d say. “It is beautiful.”
Last week, he was telling me about his desire to worship a man’s feet. He had never done it before, but I could tell the thought got him so excited. So, I asked him if he’d be willing to give me a sensual foot massage. He was shocked, but happily agreed. I removed my shoes and placed my right foot in his lap.
He smiled as he gently massaged my soles. I leaned back, closed my mind and enjoyed the sensation. His grip became stronger, enhancing my pleasure. The heard him stand and felt him remove my sock. When he sat down, he continued massaging my foot.
Suddenly I felt my toes rubbing against his thick bush. I couldn’t believe he had removed his shorts. Still keeping my eyes closed, I could feel his hard cock humping my foot, with the head gently stroking each of my toes, back and forth. His breathing became heavier until I felt his load cover my toes. He moaned loudly with each spurt. Then he raised my leg and licked his cum slowly, sucking on each toe.
When he was finished, he thanked me and asked if we could reschedule our next session for the next day.
How could I say no?

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I AM SO LOOKING FORWARD TO NEXT WEEKEND, THIS MALE AND FEMALE COUPLE WANTS TO PERFORM A THREESOME WITH ME.  THE GUY TOLD ME THAT HE WANTS ME TO  FUCK HIM WITH MY COCK FROM BEHIND WHILE HIS GIRLFRIEND GIVES HIM ORAL SEX. HE IS ACTUALLY A CALLER OF MINES AND HE WANTS TO MAKE THIS FANTASY A GREAT MEMORY, I AM ALSO REALLY FLATTERED BY THE THINGS HE SAYS TO ME AND ALL THE LITTLE COMPLIMENTS HE THROWS OUT. GREG ALWAYS TELL ME THAT HE HAD NEVER HAD A CHICK LIKE ME IN HIS LIFE AND THAT HE HAS ALWAYS WANTED TO GET FUCKED BY A HOT GIRL WITH A PENIS. HE EVEN TOLD ME THAT HE LOVES DICK MORE THAN PUSSY, BECAUSE HE LIKES THE WAY CUM FLOWS OUT OF A DICK. I MUST ADMIT SOME OF THE THINGS WE TALK ABOUT REALLY BLOWS MY MIND, AND I LOVE EVERY MINUTE OF OUR CONVERSATION! ARE THERE ANYMORE CALLERS OUT THERE THAT’S READY FOR THIS TRANNY! CALL ME….

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I hooked up with my dad’s best friend again. I know it’s wrong, but he’s so hot. Every night, before I fall asleep, I think about him. My cock gets so hard. I start playing with it. Imagining him sneaking behind me in the shower, squeezing my pecs and soaping me up gets me so hot. I just want to start licking him all over, feeling our cocks rubbing together.
  He knows I love it when he nuzzles my neck and whispers dirty thoughts. I start losing control and want to devour him. Last night, we met at a motel. I gave him my expert foot massage. He became so relaxed and started saying he was falling in love with me. I got so turned on I started sucking his toes. He was moaning loudly as I caressed them with my tongue. Then I licked the bottom of his feet, gently tickling him. He began begging for more, so I gave it to him.
  Soon, he sat up, reached over and grabbed me. He kissed me passionately and told me how much he loved me. We fell asleep in each other’s arms.

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I’m a coach for a junior college football team. For the sake of team bonding, I think it’s important to shower with my players. Yesterday, I caught my tight end eyeing my hairy ass. So, today I was working in my office after practice, just wearing my jock. I called him in for a meeting.
  “I caught you crusing me in the shower,” I said.
  He got all nervous and was stuttering.
  “Don’t deny it, boy. I saw you.”
  He just looked at the floor.
  “So, you like that man equipment. Why don’t you show me.”
  “Coach! I’m not…”
  I put my crotch in his face and could see he was getting nervous.
  “You want to keep your startin’ job?”
  “Yes, coach.”
  “Then take off my jock with your teeth and start sucking.”
  He did what he was told. Suddenly, my throbbing cock was sliding deep inside his throat.
  “That’s it boy. Take it. You know you want it. Keep sucking or I’ll that girlfriend of yours that you’re hot for manmeat.”
  As he sucked on my balls, he took off his gym shorts and began stroking his rock hard cock. Then I forced him to get up and bent him over my desk. I slowly slid my cock inside his virgin asshole. As he moaned, I made him beg for it. Then I pumped away.
  He shot a hot load all over my left foot within two minutes. So, I pulled out.
  “Get on your knees,” I yelled, “and clean up that mess you made on my foot.”
  “Sir?” he said.
  “With your tongue!”
  He dropped to his knees and licked his cum off my foot.
  “Taste good?” I asked, as I jacked myself.
  “Mmmm.”
  After he was finished, he looked up at me. I shot a huge load all over his face. He opened his mouth and stuck out his tongue to savor the juice he craved.

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One thing I haven’t tried yet is double penetration.  I’m DYING to do this…  its alot easier for your regular gal to do this.. being that they have the two special holes for special purposes.  But me, I really only have the backdoor entrance and the front porch is all blocked off with a meat barricade, if you know what I mean.  Maybe you don’t get it.  I’m saying that I hang out at the Y… get it?   I’m saying… that I was born to be a DJ…. two turntables and a MICROPHONE.    I’m saying…I grew up  in DICKSEELAND… follow me??     Good!!   But none of that means I shouldnt be able to take on two guys at once, like any hot porno slut!!    I’m pretty sure I could get two dicks stuffed into this tight round ass of mine!!  Mmmmm… I just thought… maybe I could get stuffed by two guys and be stuffing another guy’s ass or mouth with my fishstick…   hot damn!!!  Now I’ve really gotta try.  I wonder where I could find two or three willing male partners???  Any suggestions??   Call me!!

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DAMN!! Sometimes having a big, sensitive cock is a curse! It’s always demanding my attention, and I just can’t leave it alone. I bombed a job interview the other day because of it. The interviewer saw me spanking the monkey when he came into the interview room, I think. Shit, it wasn’t MY fault he took 20 minutes to come in. Well, the interview didn’t last all that long, so I had time to go play with myself in the company restroom before heading back home to my faithful stuffed duckie … and believe me, it got stuffed THAT day!
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