Oct 24
Birthday Blues
After a certain age, I think everyone gets the blues on their birthday. Well, I found one way to fight my Birthday Blues on my last birthday … turn blue!
Feeling a little out of sorts, I decided to go visit a friend of mine. His hobby is body-painting. I got this idea to have him paint me up all in blue – kind of like Blue Man Group – only with an elephant theme. He did an awesome job! You couldn’t tell where the clothes stopped and the skin started (maybe that was because there were no clothes … but don’t tell anyone).
He painted big blue tusks going down each thigh, and my big red dick ended up being a bobbing blue trunk. He connected cardboard “ears” to the sides of my hips, and above the waist, he made my stomache look like a Sherpa basket, and my chest look like two hunters peeking out over the basket with my head being the main guy sitting high on his throne. My arms passed as golden straps when I let them dangle at my side, or looked like a canopy to the Sherpa basket when I raised them over my head. It was great!!
I wasn’t about to mess up this work of art by putting clothes over it, so I headed home all dressed up in my birthday suit (hehe – get it?). I hopped on the crowded bus and worked my way back near the back, where I was able to squeeze in between some other guys that were having to stand, and I was having the best birthday ever, just rubbing my trunk this way and that … come on bus driver, hit one more bump .. yeah!
This outfit was so great I might go trick-or-treating in it on Halloween … see you then!
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